Tufty Swoops

A tendril of anime hair that stick out

I have to draw all these Tufty Swoops art piece

by #onesimp August 27, 2023

Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

Finna Get Swooped

Someone who has a feeling their girlfriend/boyfriend is about to be finessed by another person.

Joe: Max I almost got my girl swooped by that one guy
Max: You’re Finna Get Swooped

by PegasusMX May 27, 2018

Scoops

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs

Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..

by Jamesalberta January 3, 2007

Scoopiner

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.

Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"

Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!"

by Chris Carr December 24, 2008

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

scooperoonie

another term for 'thats the story' or 'thats the scoop'. often used at the tail end of telling an analogy or story

"and Mary, he left her with the baby and the million dollars, and that's the scooperoonie"

by chongo jones January 2, 2008