Vinegar surprise

when a man does not wash his balls for an excess amount of time collecting the vinegar smell of the disgusting ball sweat for maybe a week or two, knowing he will be receiving oral pleasure from his female friend, and he sticks the nasty balls in the womans mouth making her clean them.

guy 1: whatd you do to my sister lastnight?!

guy 2: i gave her a vinegar surprise

guy 1: sick! thats my sister!

by saawwce November 28, 2012

Sanrio Surprise

The act of applying Icy Hot (Vicks can be used as substitute) on your erect penis and quickly ramming it into your partner without notice. You must shout "Hello Kitty!" as you perform the act.

Bought a bottle of Icy Hot and gave Jessica a Sanrio Surprise!

by TheUnHelpDesk April 26, 2014

counciltucky surprise party

When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!

I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!

by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019

the white surprize

when a man is fucking a girl in the ass and he is ready to cum so he pulls it out and spits on her back so she thinks hes done then she turns around then you blow the load in her face. or can be the brown surprize but using shit or the red surprize where the girl instead of cumming shoots blood on you.

(girl)he drenched me with cum i wasnt expecting it daddy!!!

(father) well sweety next time make sure your ready for the white surprize.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

hot baby surprise

A 'hot baby surprise' is the process of setting one's self up to potentially sit next to a cute girl in a lecture class.
This is done by:
1. showing up to class first, or before too many people get there.
2. placing your belongings on a strategically selected desk and leaving.
3. coming back to the class with 1-2 minutes left before the start.
4. hopefully your new seatmate is a cute girl, if so, you have just successfully completed the hot baby surprise.

Joe said he had to leave the class but would be back to hang out after he left his backpack in the lecture hall, he wanted to try out the hot baby surprise.

Don and Jill have been going out for 3 years now. Don met Jill after the two struck up conversation during a class in college. They had met after Don successfully executed the hot baby surprise.

by giggles86 January 27, 2010

Reverse teabag surprise

A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!

I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.

by xanjoh January 27, 2010