Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019

Squirrel

It a combination of when you make your significant other, squirt and squeal at the same time!

Last night I fucked this bitch so hard that I made her squirrel for hours!

by Sarinaslutmaster September 16, 2014

The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.

This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021

squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.

Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”

by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

Squirrelling

The act of eating shelled sunflower seeds.

Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.

by DutchPirate January 23, 2020