The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater September 4, 2008

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Squirrel

Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.

Mmmhm look at that squirrel sashay down the street.

by Melvin S. March 1, 2017

Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows

Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..

by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018

Hammy The Squirrel

Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.

Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"

Guy: My uncle loves participating in a Hammy The Squirrel!
You: Oh, cool

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021