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Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."
by scrappington2 April 4, 2016
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cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.
Damn that dude is a cock swankler!
by Cock swankler April 6, 2017
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A stanky one

An attractive girl that is raunchy and down to party
*A slow and uneventful night is developing*
“Damn, dude I need a stanky one”
by urbansplatt July 26, 2019
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Hilary (Swank)

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!
by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020
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Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia
Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020
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Permanent Stanky Leg

Permanent Stanky Leg (Hip dysplasia) is an abnormality of the hip joint where the socket portion does not fully cover the ball portion, resulting in an increased risk for joint dislocation.1 Hip dysplasia may occur at birth or develop in early life.1 Regardless, it does not typically produce symptoms in babies less than a year old.
by BigStankDickDad February 25, 2021
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Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.
Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg
by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021
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