slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

Grand Slam

Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.

Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.

by RiddyTX June 17, 2015

Wam-slam

A Wack Ass Monotonous slampiece.
Wam-slams are a peculiar specimen that have no dopamine in their brains, scientists think this is because of addiction. Wam-slams are often found in recovery groups. A typical Wam-slam diet includes coffee, la croix, sushi, pho and tacos . Wam-slams are easily influenced and their mental capacity is severely diminished due to years of alcohol and drug abuse. Wam-slams have a wide range psycho-social issues..Always wear a condom with a Wam-slam, God only know's what std/sti they are actively carrying.

Wam-slams are often "WAMEN" see UD definition.

Wam-slam, thank you mam.

1: Bro did you see that fine ass Wam-Slam the other night.
2: That Wam-Slam totally BOOFs it!

by Wam-Slayer May 9, 2018

Dressed to slam

A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.

Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.

Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.

by Schlonga November 3, 2019

Battersea Slam Dunk

When you have a girl on her back with her legs over head, with her asshole gaped. You dip your ball sack into her welcoming hole.

Yo dude, you shoulda seen this girl last night, let me hit her with the Battersea Slam Dunk

by Willymac December 5, 2024

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019

Slam Video

Typically sent via WhatsApp. A person will drink an entire can of either beer or more commonly a can of hey y'all, and add commentary about what they are currently doing , which usually involves drinking and hanging out with other canners. They then re watch the epic video and send it to the group.

"hey bro, what are you doing?"

"Just about to crush a y'all and send it to the boys for a sick slam video, wanna join?"

"Sure let's go boys!"

by Gregersontini July 24, 2024