Sea Life

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'

Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."

by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020

smoking the sea

When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.

ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea

by cinnamon bitch November 21, 2021

fueling the sea serpent

when you are drinking water and urinating at the same time

" yea sorry i was fueling the sea serpent"

by LastPuppy November 10, 2021

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Chicken of the sea

Something Tom Brady always beats the people that doubt him or question him at, since they always swim back to shore first.

Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

Sea Urchin

A commonly used word to describe a person with a dry, shrinkled personality. Often used as a replacement for the slang word ‘Karen’ to describe a woman of the older generation.

“She’s a bit of a sea urchin”

by Bcusjsbdjskanbdj September 18, 2021