Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 08, 2011
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Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.
Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.
by The Mike K November 14, 2020
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turtle ryan

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.
ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best
by turtle ryan November 28, 2018
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Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch
stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend
by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020
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Ryan Scott

An unbelievably amazing person who will always support you and your decisions. Who ever has Ryan will be the happiest person alive. He makes his girl feel the happiest and is so handsome. He doesn’t realize this about himself but he is so amazing. He really doesn’t understand that if he never came around you how much your life would change. His smile is contagious and he makes his girl feel so amazingly happy
Ryan Scott, I love you baby
by Ry!$e October 24, 2018
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Ryan Bayda

An eminently hard-working, consistent, reliable, and good-natured forward for the Carolina Hurricanes who always gives 110% and is an invaluable team player.
That Ryan Bayda has heart.
by Bayda#1 December 06, 2008
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Ryan Gibson

Just a dead on fella if ya run inta him buy him a drink you won't regret it he's proper banter and makes for a good friend and amazing lover. Legend tells us he once tought a tiger to dance and that he once beat Jesus in a drinking contest after they had defeated an army of horny dwarf bears in later years this was celebrated as Christmas. If you find him on your journey through life consider yourself blessed.
Holy fucking shit Batman it's Ryan Gibson!
by Truthspeakerandloverofgods February 25, 2017
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