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River

A Body of water
by Suck my dick1235 February 25, 2021
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River

River is hot, and he is also my boyfriend.
Hi River! I Love You. <5333
by ckirabryn April 9, 2022
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Rivers Cuomo

Rivers Cuomo is an American rapper of Mexican descent from Redlands, California. His stage name is derived from the name of the prescription drug Xanax.
Cuomo was born on September 6, 1996 in Redlands, California. Growing up, Cuomo was poor and lived in motels most of his childhood. He attended Redlands East Valley High School but dropped out of high school in his freshman year and spent several years at home unemployed. Cuomo took a job as a street cleaner and sold drugs before he began rapping. Cuomo later pursued a photography career in support of several friends who were rappers. He eventually had his camera stolen, and chose to begin rapping in lieu of investing in a new camera.
Cuomo was formerly addicted to Xanax but he was able to quit the drug after two years of addiction.

Cuomo began to gain recognition through platforms such as SoundCloud and YouTube.

In 2018, Cuomo announced that he would change his stage name to "Diego" in order to support his anti-drug message, though he later said in an interview he was not sure if he would change his name.

Cuomo' music started off as "typical trap" and later shifted towards "a murkier, dream-like sound". The New Yorker has described Cuomo as part of a "sad rap" movement.
Cuomo made headlines in 2018 when he rated the late rapper Tupac Shakur only a "2" out of 9 and called his music boring. After the incident fellow rapper Waka Flocka Flame claimed on Twitter that Cuomo is "banned from hip hop".
Guy 1: Who’s Rivers Cuomo?

Guy 2: He’s a simp for Asian girls and lesbians
by natural hair December 9, 2023
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river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.
“river is pog.”
“how profound.”
by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021
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River

River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
River is the sweetest kid around

I love River he's so fun!
by BussinChicken November 23, 2021
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River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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mung river virus

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
hes got mung river virus stay away.
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
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