Queef

When you look like captain underpants and Stewie griffin at the time

I just seen a queef

by Subby Gen boy November 16, 2025

Coral Queef

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.

"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 21, 2021

Queef

a front fart

oh no! karl just queefed and called it her front fart!

by frontfartqueefer August 16, 2022

queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"

"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"

by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020

Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef

We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef

by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024