Primal dudfighting

An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.

Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!

(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025

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piroma

"Pulled It Right Out (of) My Ass" -- Describes a number or statistic that either you made up on the spot (presumably based on experience) or can't be bothered to make a careful study of to determine a more accurate value.

We were running out of time to finish the estimate and certain vendors weren't getting back to us, so we put some PIROMA prices in a few spots and we'll cover the difference with change orders.

by Abejas Muy Interesantes June 21, 2025

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Primal Invaders

Primal Invaders is a scratch analog horror/ found footage series made by user DinoZilla_Rex, with help from other users, the series follows the early 2000's, as earth gets invaded by aliens dressed up as dinosaurs, known as the Invaders (aka Pseudosaurus xenosapiens), "Primal Invaders" can also reffer to the aliens of the series themselves, the design of the aliens is red-flesh in color, as they are made of flesh, with multiple pitch black eyes with white pupils and multiple limbs, as well as long tongues wich they use to manipulate object, and sharp teeth

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Matpat
Megalosaurus
Fish
Torvosaurus
Broken jaw
Dimorphodon
Sad dimetrodon
Skibidi rizzler

by DinoZilla_Rex August 30, 2025

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