Penis Lover

A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.

Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.

Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.

by Rop Sagget February 27, 2008

Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

by JewyMcJewJew777 October 29, 2015

giant penis

A very large, massive,extremely veiny cock.

Wow that giant penis of yours disappears when your fucking that guy

by someone August 20, 2003

penis

pleasure making machine for both sexes.

I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.

by pandadog February 8, 2004

penis fly trap

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...

"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"

by Mogz October 16, 2005

Slender Penis

When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.

guy 1: "dude! It's the slender man!"
guy 2:" Holy shit! It's the slender penis!"

by jason mcmormick September 4, 2010

Penis Floss

1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*

* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.

Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"

Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man February 15, 2010