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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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Pick on women

Why? Is it because I'd be punching down?
Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Pick Scrape

A technique used on electric guitar or bass where the player scrapes the pick up fret board along the strings, creating a fierce sound that often compliments punk, hardcore, heavy rock or metal songs.
“I feel Thin Lizzy used the pick scrape well in the opening riff to Boys are Back in Town
by ShaneGreyLifts January 22, 2020
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Pick me

A pick me is a Girl or boy who ALWAYS want the center attention. They are VERY cringy.
She is SUCH a pick me💀.
by What is the meaning of life? October 20, 2022
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National Send A Soapy Tiddy Pick

January 14th is when you send a good friend or a significant other a soapy titty pick regardless of wether you're a guy or girl
Hey Nick did you hear its National Send A Soapy Tiddy pick day tomorrow
by UsersFr1 January 13, 2021
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russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.
Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.
by babsisababe February 12, 2015
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