thank you please

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?

Mine does

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch December 15, 2003

teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

Toss salad Please

A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup

When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work

by Tinna October 23, 2005

Please

A polite word used to be kind to others that is not commonly used in areas populated with people of the African- American race.

White person: May i PLEASE have some more dressing
African-American Person: Ma president black nigga let me get some mo dressin'

by strap master flex July 26, 2011

Plead the Fifth

When you have a potentially LOUD fart and you spread your butt cheeks to make it silent. Of course now it smells worse.

I can't wait for my spouse to leave the room, so i had to plead the fifth.

by Vese October 18, 2010

Pleasant Fiction

One who strive's their whole lives to become something that they are not; Preacher, Bishop, Cop, the asshole that's going to submit this or not....With the exception of a jiggaboo

For world to say "Urban Dictionary" emplyee's are the most kind and nonjudgemental people, would be a pleasant fiction for those fuck's.

by justsexnonames February 25, 2010

lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004