Blow a Hole In Your Pants 

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.

Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.

Blow a Hole In Your Pants by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020

there's a snake in your pants 

"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"

Woody: There's a snake in your pants
Andy's gf: HIYA

there's a snake in your pants by YourPublicAffender March 10, 2021

liar, liar, pants on fire 

A Chant normally used by children to indicate they think someone is lying.
The full phrase is "Liar, liar, pants on fire. Hangin' on a telephone wire".
It is a paraphrase form an 1810 poem by William Blake titled "The Liar".

Tom: "I didn't brake that lamp. My brother Dick broke it."

Dick: "Liar, Liar, pants on fire!"

liar, liar, pants on fire by procadman January 8, 2012

crabby pants 

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

crabby pants by Panamax April 23, 2006

cody no pants 

is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.

thank god cody no pants isnt here

cody no pants by emily arsenault August 29, 2007

mumbling pants 

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

mumbling pants by zimmo August 17, 2006

No Pants Wonderday 

The day that most call Thursday...

"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"

No Pants Wonderday by charlierocksursocks September 22, 2006