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Talkin Soft

Talking Soft is a phrase that people from the South of England (SOUTHERNERS) think people from the North of England (NORTHERNERS) say.

It is used when someone says something the speaker of the phrase believes is daft/stupid.
'Sun in Yorkshire? You're talkin soft lad. You better get back't mine
by 2 ScaredAndConfused October 12, 2020
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A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.
See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.
by Alien top hat October 12, 2020
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National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020
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Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.
How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.
by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020
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Chicago Soft Serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
by JustLib July 17, 2022
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Soft cunt

When you constantly whine about being an ex-Wigan player and you suck Shaun Wane’s dick.

Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.
Look at him there telling every one to Google him, I used to room with Lomax. What a soft cunt
by Hayeis July 29, 2022
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Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner
Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022
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