Rioting Nose Lick

When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.

Man I love walking around town doing the rioting nose lick

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Nose dropping

The combination of being Nosey and Eaves dropping.

I am having a private conversation. Please stop nose dropping.

by TheHernandezWords August 5, 2007

Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

Eagle nose

Someone with an extremely elongated nose that droops downwards it's so big. can be seen as a growth on that person's face due to the sporadic growth of the nose. Many are hooked at the tip as gravity is trying to pull it down to earth.

Hey mate did yo see that guy?! He had such a fucking eagle nose!

by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

Nose out of joint

When someone gets their "nose out of joint" or their "nose is all out of joint" it means they are upset, pissed off or holding a grudge. It means the same as being "besides oneself".

1. When Jim told that sexist joke, Annie got her nose out of joint.
2. Jim told his mom to kiss his butt and now her nose is out of joint.
3. Tony got his nose all out of joint after someone said he smelled like B.O.

by DallasDeckard January 28, 2011

nose-toe fuck

The act of having a sexual partner insert their pinkie toe into your nostril during coitus as a form of sexual pleasure.

He snaps me regularly and asked me if I wanted to nose-toe fuck, and I gladly said yes.

Last night after a nice dinner, he took me back to his house and we nose-toe fucked. It was very nice.

by nice jewish babe November 10, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006