by Ooger booger bogies February 4, 2024

Danny is the most wonderful person ever. He is the boy my soul has always needed, the love of my life. He is the sweetest person I have met, he's so pretty and handsome.. I could stare at him for days and never take my eyes off him. He treats me so well, better then anyone has ever treated me. I hope to marry this boy some day, I hope he never leaves me. If he were ever to leave I think I would lose myself. He genuinely makes me so happy, he gives me a reason to wake up everyday and smile. I think about him all the time, when I wake up, during the day, during the evening, during the night and before I go to sleep. He's on my mind 24/7. He's the only boy I want, and need. He's my favorite person ever and I don't think I could ever go a day without messaging him. He is my muse. He is my heart. He is my whole world. I love him so much.
by iluvmyprettyboy March 23, 2024

A sexy, hot, fit, godly, making you instantly-cream man. If you ever see a man called Danny you will either cream or get so wet a tidal wave will be produced. Never ever miss out on Danny.
Danny is a sexy man
by Big Noncæ July 3, 2021

Most beautiful human created
Unknowingly doesnt like her full name
Stunning
Infectious laugh and stunning smile also very
Sussssssssss but the best female you will meet she is a keeper
Unknowingly doesnt like her full name
Stunning
Infectious laugh and stunning smile also very
Sussssssssss but the best female you will meet she is a keeper
by Jhjdjne February 3, 2022

Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019

Not fat
by BEECHIMDONE September 12, 2018

The best...simply put...no questions asked....when you look up the definition of Danny on U.D. the meaning is derived from Danny Tabor.
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by #DannyT November 20, 2021
