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Mom Talk

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.
I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.
by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011
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Step Mom

A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.
My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”
by Loveyoutillforeverandback September 11, 2020
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MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services
My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.
by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019
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Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.
Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”
by theman9000 August 17, 2018
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ya mom

ya mom
ya mOm
by the man with the sex October 7, 2021
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Ur Mom

An Insult

Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)
Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)

Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom
by MagicBroski December 12, 2021
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Mom Hopper

Mid 20's douchebag who sleeps with local milfs. You will find him near elementary schools and play grounds prowling on milfs to hit on in hopes of sleeping with them in the near future.
"Hey dude have you seen Erik lately?"
"Nah, man, he's been acting weird lately. I think he's a mom hopper now" mom hopper milf douchebag Erik
by Casual_salsa April 4, 2016
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