a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly
Example-
person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."
person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."
person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."
person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."
by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009
Get the offshore mom mug.Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.
by Shumado September 5, 2013
Get the Soccer Mom mug.When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.
I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.
by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011
Get the Mom Talk mug.A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.
“My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”
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Get the step mom mug.Mid 20's douchebag who sleeps with local milfs. You will find him near elementary schools and play grounds prowling on milfs to hit on in hopes of sleeping with them in the near future.
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