sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat
sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog
by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019
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Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom
A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.
by Thesmallestgayboy May 01, 2019
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Christian mom

a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.
oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.
by ooga booga2 May 07, 2019
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offshore mom

a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly
Example-

person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."

person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."
by kit-KAT_2o1o August 08, 2009
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Ur Mom

An Insult

Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)
Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)

Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom
by MagicBroski December 12, 2021
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Daughter-Mom

A very loving, thoughtful, accountable adult-daughter who takes on a very healthy persona of behaving like a mother to her own parents.
Daughter-Mom: Hey Mom let me know when you get home safe, I can’t fall asleep not knowing you’re ok.

Mom: Ok Mom!
by AshCatchEmAll January 22, 2021
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Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.
Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom
by theman9000 August 18, 2018
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