Minecraft

A video game that is made out of blocks.
You mine stuff and craft stuff.

I play Minecraft and its cool

by Flydawg-User October 10, 2021

Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Minecrafted

It is when Allah kills your wife for flashing your nutsacks at him

Guy: *Flashes his nutsacks at Allah*
*Gets Minecrafted*
Guy: Fuck

by baskinballs October 16, 2021

Minecraft

nothing compared to fortnite.

minecraft sucks

by DJDragon479 October 18, 2021

Minecraft airpods

To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!

I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

minecraft

an excuse for smashing your keyboard to bits

Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"

by VeryCoolManPerson December 2, 2021