Mars

My bestest friend. An amazing person.

"Yass Mars!! Go best friend!!!"

by jester_tbh July 4, 2022

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Dumb planet, enjoys the art of dinosaurs, among us, and having smex with so many mothers

Hey I heard Mars might be bri*ish

OH MY GOD PLEASE NO

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

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A fuckwit ios touch player on a server called "fucktech" that taps 14 cps and is shit ass in pvp and begs for koths. Keep away from this man or he will call his hot mom BloodFistMCPE and xMockL on you to shit on you in wz.

Bro this fuckwit is a retarded Mars5958 look-alike

by Mars5958 July 16, 2022

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a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022

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