May 17th

Show me dem titties now

Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th

by Monke time May 17, 2021

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May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

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May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021

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May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

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Evie May is the best person

She is so lovely and kind and pretty and I think she is wonderful
She has the prettiest eyes and the cutest freckles and her love for animals is adorable and everything she does is just the cutest

Hard 2 date tho, have asked her out like 5 times, step the fuck uP evie

“Why won’t Evie-May date me bro”

by Nsjsjjsbdhehdkwbdjcjdkskke August 19, 2019

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shirley may

Shirley May is very mysterious; nobody knows much about her. She is an attractive girl who has little habits like chewing her jacket string and scratching her head. Many people are in love with Shirley May, but few succeed in winning her heart.

Shirley May is in my math class.
Wow, Shirley May is fub!

by Jgruby April 18, 2018

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