Mason

the most funniest, caring, kind, hottest and he’s much taller than me. he loves football or any sport and he loves his best friend so much

“omg mason is so funny, i wanna be like him one day!”

by urmom.loves.me September 22, 2023

The mason

A man who loves to have intercourse with large forheads and ear lobes.

I think he pulled the mason last night

by Pubes weener February 24, 2021

Mason G

A person who loves minges and smoking poo bongs in a outside shed with no clothes on, He also loves long walks in the dark behind women at night.

Your being such a Mason G

by HorseBallFondler420/Ballsack December 26, 2024

George Peter Mason

George Mason is an iconic blonde boy who is so cool. He has so many friends and is extremely attractive

Wow I have developed feelings for George Peter Mason

by magenta14 February 8, 2022

Aristidis Mason

A guy who prefers a bit a privacy, mind not looking him up?

Person 1: I love stalking Aristidis Mason
Person 2: Im going to report you to the police

by TheGuyInDaCorner November 20, 2023

Mason

I have feelings for him but will never tell him. I could have but I didn’t. I was scared, i still am. Very big heart, very attractive, kinda perfect in all aspects. Deserves a good girl that will reciprocate his compassion and love. Wish i could give that to him but that’s ok

“Dude Mason is so great”

by hentailuver69420 March 8, 2022

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025