Blow your load and go

You cum and then run.

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?

by Hshaushddb March 03, 2020

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 09, 2019

narly load

when you have a huge spaz while offloading your semen onto a women's forehead.

I did a narly load on jessica last night, it went every where!

by billy the massive load April 11, 2018

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 02, 2021

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 07, 2014

Load Hunger

The insatiable desire, unbelievable need to drain a cock of it's cum. Similar to "cock drunk", but having to fo with cum

After he fucked me and I sucked his cock for a while, the "load hunger" was building up in me. I needed his cum on my face and in my mouth.

by Mtfts4me June 06, 2022

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 03, 2022