moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.

Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.

by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.

Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)

by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021