lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015

Poughkeepsie-Left

Turning LEFT on a RED left arrow. Especially from the middle left turn lane BUT the boldest locals will pull around to the right lane or pass a car stopped in the RIGHT lane to make a LEFT ON RED. Also known as the most dangerous way to steal right of way!!

*at rush hour 4 cars push past traffic on the right to execute consecutive left turns on a red arrow!*

"Do they have a death wish?? What do you even CALL that?? FOUR people?"
"Don't mind them, they're just New York Drivers pulling Poughkeepsie-Lefts!!"

by ittybittyjamjar March 4, 2022

Left lip

“left lip” is a euphemism for the left labia (outer or inner lip) of the vulva.

It's slang used for laughs or satire, not anatomy education.

> “Guys after rubbing the left lip for 15 minutes straight:
‘Yeah you like that?’”
insert clown emoji

by GreenFox609 May 25, 2025

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Three Left

The act of having one’s wife, Girlfriend or husband fucked

Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)

by Thx1277 May 26, 2023

Slim Left

A personal reference to the left testi, usually spoken with a sense of pride and ownership.

"Dude, lick my Slim Left."
"My Slim Left itches."
"Where's your Slim Leftie."
"That guy can definitely suck my Slim Left."

by OrbiTaL January 15, 2003