Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.
by Gaithergirl23 February 04, 2025
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
Gave my wife a dog n' log last night
by Shitwhisker July 22, 2019
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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 01, 2024
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
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Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
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rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal
lilly gave shane a rat on a log
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
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