When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
by Gaithergirl23 February 04, 2025
Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 22, 2019
A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 01, 2024
The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017