cellu-light

An otherwise skinny girl has bad cellulite on her thighs. Often the girl is in poor physical shape but since she refuses to eat anything but a salad and ice-cubes, she appears skinny.
Damn that girls looks good...let me check out her ass....OH NO! Cellu-light!
by anoxeria14 October 24, 2009
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fog lights

alcoholic influence, typically followed by "blinders"...
yo jay had "fog lights" on last night when he hit travis...
by Jay Val March 15, 2007
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tap it light

a hobo salutation, usually given as advice or in parting. it is a reminder not to hit the hooch too hard. Drinking can be a healthy way to pass time and socialize, just make sure it’s a subtle as opposed to an overt contributor. The biggest problem with overly liberal use it is often the impetus behind abuse of all colours. Fighting, embarrassing falls, TMI; they’re all the result of excess libations.
Remember to to take it easy & tap it light.
by SpikeChuggington July 20, 2011
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Yellow Light Game

A game played on the inside of a moving car in which any time the car is under a yellow traffic light (though some interpretations state that the yellow light only needs to be seen by any one or more of the passengers). After the presence of the yellow light is made known, all passengers must try to touch the ceiling of the car. The last individual to touch the ceiling of the car must remove one article of clothing of their choice. Please note that the driver may participate in the game, but any safety hazards resulting from the driver of a large vehicle trying to pull their shirt over their head are not the responsibility of the individual writing this definition.
Person 1: Yellow light!
(Persons 2-4 place their hands of the ceiling of the car)
Person 5: Dammit, I was texting!
Person 1: The yellow light game rules!
by chrismamo1 June 02, 2013
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light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"
by rob October 04, 2004
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Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.

I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
by jamie_ledge July 19, 2006
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Light-Switch Bitch

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
by Alison Von October 17, 2010
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