Lint Licker

A person who is sexually attracted to persons significantly older than themselves.

Bill has the hotts for his elderly neighbor, he's such a lint licker.

by XXXeXOXOXO January 21, 2010

window licker

(so i've heard) Birmingham-esque for a resident from Tamworth ('brums' overspill town from the '70's)

Yam not won o' dem Windaw Lickers frum Tam'f are yao ?

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Brown Turtle-Licker

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.

''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''

by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009

iguana licker

a guy or girl that is so ugly that she cant even suck a cock so she/he resorts to licking an iguana

''look how ugly that girl is''

''yea she must be an iguana licker''

by Eric GGew December 16, 2006

penny licker

a penny licker is an old italian man, who drives buses Very slow !

Who's the busdriver ?
i have no clue, why?
I dunno,i think hes a penny licker !

by loveislouder March 25, 2011

Hurt Locker

By analogy from snot locker (military terminology for the nose), the heart is a person's hurt locker. It's the place where things that happen stay with us. Luckily, we keep joy in same place.

And what about Sgt James in the movie? Well, he's what's right about humans in a place that's all wrong. "I'm not here to fill his shoes," he says, "I'm just gonna do my best." To paraphrase Jules Winnfield: Check out the big heart in Will. ...even if there was only one thing he was still able to love.

As soon as she returned to her grave, Emily Gibbs placed her twelfth birthday forever next to Geoge Webb in the hurt locker of her heart.

by Duke7x March 14, 2010

window licker

Spas, Spastic, Spakka.

Bruno, Claudio, Forest Gump, Window Licker.

by Bruno the Clown August 1, 2006