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Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the 🅱️ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.
Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.
by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022
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Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.
Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.
by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011
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ii kid

A "thug" phrase at the beginning of their online username, most commonly on roblox.com, it is extremely stupid and if you are even thinking about doing it please no you're just making the online world more cringey and horrible than it already is
iiBLVCK_VOLCAN iiKinq_Shithead are all examples of an ii kid
by Mylkeh March 18, 2017
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Cheer Kid

An unknown stereotype.
Cheer Kids are similar to Scene Kids, Emo Kids and Kandi Kids, but they're all their own.

Cheer Kids usually wear sunglasses and flipflops as often as possible and wear tons of jewlery. They love to wear skinny jeans, even if they're at the beach.

They dislike being called scene, but they don't label themselves - most Cheer Kids don't even know they're cheer.

Other than being obsessive with sunglasses, flipflops, jewlery and skinny jeans, cheers dress normally, but they're stand outs because of their accessories.
Danny: Is that girl scene?
Jon: No, no, she's a Cheer Kid - she looks normal but she's wearing sunglasses, nine necklaces, flipflops and skin-tight jeans.
by Tay-fin October 17, 2009
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wolf kid

Those crusty kids in elementary school who pretended to be wolves, they would jump around, and bark, and howl, and it was really weird.
Kid 1: *barks*
Kid 2: “oh look its a wolf kid”
by Sneaky Salamander June 25, 2021
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kerosene kid

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
by Definitionary October 21, 2022
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kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019
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