marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily

Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson

by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017

Ben Johnson

a spawner; one who doesn’t ever enter or exit an event, he simply appears

girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!

by _joemama_ August 7, 2022

SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

by Dembk June 6, 2024

Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022

josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.

I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson

by RNKILLER June 2, 2017

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023