Jesse

A person with a big nose who makes weird noises while working out and in front of the audience

Who’s that?

Ohh it’s Jesse, he’s not okay

by Someone in the sea November 22, 2021

Jesse

Dead

Jesse is dead

by ThatOneNumberFive January 31, 2023

Jesse

Jesse's are Jesse's! The most incredible, trustworthy and honest man you'll ever meet. He is extremely HARD-HEADED and will likely make you mad at times, but he will always make you smile right after.He is into cars and knows how to "drive" his woman wild! He is extremely talented and a rare catch! When you snag a Jesse don't let him go!

Any girl would want to be "Jesse's girl!"

If his name is Jesse, he is a keeper!

by Pmsrf August 4, 2019

jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

jesse

total loser

“man that jesse is a total loser.”

by balls. December 11, 2021

Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Jess mckie

Someone who is cooler than Henley, Amy,Eleanor,Milly,Maude,Chacha,Ella and especially emily like she’s the best

Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone

by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022