L†J

Ancient origin. Holy lands area. First said on the Place of the Skull. LJ is a secret word used between members of a sect called "The Way". Its meaning is hidden even when it is said in full.
Commonly used in hypocritcal circles in todays culture. There are few that say LJ and really mean what it stands for †
I LJ aka LoveJesus. I LJ, do you?
by BO October 18, 2004
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j lo

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

J lo forget getting married. Instead live with your fiancee or boyfriends and nobody will pay attention to your personal relationships
by liliamet September 19, 2003
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Slanderous J

This is the slang word for Jolly Rancher Candies. Much like the many alternate words for drugs, Slanderous J can be used amongst authority figures to stay "below the radar."
Dude 1: Hey man you wanna hook me up with some Slanderous J?
Dude 2: For sure bro
Dude 1: Thanks alot dude
Dude 1: No problem
by NickF. May 09, 2006
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Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers
"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"
by stephydeeee94 October 30, 2013
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heat-j

to control the temperature, to be in charge of the thermostat.
driver: 'yo dude, you wanna dj? there are cds in the glove box'
passenger: 'cool, mind if i turn on the aircon too?'
driver: 'yeah man, you can heat-j too'
by Cowboy Jim July 13, 2008
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J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.
Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?
by Professor Hugh G Rection November 06, 2014
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j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action
scotts constant penny picking is very j status
by bbspo July 07, 2008
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