russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

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Russian donkey tail

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail

by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 03, 2019

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Sleep like a Russian

"Sleep like a Russian" (catchphrase), means sleeping very tightly. The catchphrase comes from the fact that a Russian can sleep very deeply because he is in the knowledge that his country is the biggest country in the world. He therefore believes that no one and nothing can harm him, which gives him a deep sleep.

This idiom can be further used in various contexts to express a person's high level of confidence and composure towards what is happening around them.

"Did you sleep well?" "Oh you bet I did, I slept like a Russian!"

"Do you usually have a good nights sleep?" "Yes, I always sleep like a Russian"

by Kycka August 02, 2022

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Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin June 06, 2011

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Russian Pedicure

the act of leaving semen or cumstains underneath the toenails

Kenny: whats good?
Patrice: nothin man, you?
Kenny: same shit. yo, remember that chick that i tapped about a month ago that had the mercury poisoning?
Patrice: yeah, why?
Kenny: well she gave me a footjob today, so i gave that bitch a russian pedicure

by Diznack January 07, 2011

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