Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.

Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.

by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025

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Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².

These heated iron weapons really can kill.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

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Iron Lion

Also Mighty Iron Lion. Often used to refer to the Holden V8, most commonly known as a 308 or 304.

"I got a 1998 Holden VT Series 1 SS Commodore manual, the last one with the iron lion!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; August 7, 2023

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Why are you ironic

Because you are

You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are

by Poya Shakespeare November 12, 2020

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ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

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