When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).
"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."
by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009
by Hard truth January 12, 2015
A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests
The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.
by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
by Jerry LickAsshole August 27, 2015
by jared mathews November 20, 2007
by The Mountain Cat September 29, 2020
Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.
by pattykakes March 18, 2022