Somebody who feigns expertise in a subject by using Google, Wikipedia, or other internet sources, without citing them. Generally synonymous with internet faggot, but can be used in polite company. Often preceded by "friggin'". Always used sarcastically.
John, when I googled "supermassive black holes" I found a Wikipedia article that matched your post word-for-word. You're a real friggin' internet genius, aren't you?
by S Weitzenhoffer April 14, 2007
Get the internet geniusmug. When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
Get the internet stonedmug. by BennyCBoy December 26, 2020
Get the Bad Internetmug. A person who makes boasts and bullies people only because he/she knows the anonymity of the internet means they can't actually be found and challenged to a real fist fight. Generally the highest form of cowards, pretty common now though.
Yea, that guy said a lot of hateful shit, but that's only cuz he was Internet strong. Bet he's never called a black guy a nigger to his face once, no matter how many times he typed it tonight.
by Fayd Rautha October 29, 2017
Get the Internet Strongmug. by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017
Get the Cruzing The Internetmug. A digital method to shift or attribute the ownership and rights of online access to one’s online assts to another.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Get the Internet Transfermug. Internet borrowing, is in short, downloading something from the Internet that would otherwise cost money. Such as a book, or movie.
Usually this has the intent of deleting the content after being used/read/watched. This is usually used to avoid using the words download, pirate, or torrent, in online discussions to avoid bot based data mining techniques.
Alternate use is borrowing the use of someones Internet connection, usually without permission.
Usually this has the intent of deleting the content after being used/read/watched. This is usually used to avoid using the words download, pirate, or torrent, in online discussions to avoid bot based data mining techniques.
Alternate use is borrowing the use of someones Internet connection, usually without permission.
by chasesan August 9, 2010
Get the internet borrowmug.