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2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.
Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013
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Naaptol-ed

Scammed out of. Made a joke out of
Bruh that guy totally got Naaptol-ed. He bought the 5$ water bottle just because it has more oxygen in it."
by Pan-Nappayi January 10, 2021
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Ed's razor

A simple exercise that is fairly fool proof and is designed at discovering the truth/falsity of a given contention. An example: If there were truth to the contentions behind Homeopathy, then the world would be flooded with Homeopathic Heroin/Cocaine/Meth etc. The world is not so flooded ergo the contention is bullshit.
A significant stretch of the Amazon rainforest was cut down to build a new four-lane highway in preparation for the COP30 climate summit held in Belém, Brazil, in November 2025. This development drew widespread criticism for its perceived hypocrisy, as world leaders gathered to discuss solutions for climate change and deforestation. If climate change is an immediate, existential threat, those sorts of things would simply not happen. Ed's razor tells you the story. It is no different than Russia arranging tourist holidays at Chernobyl. Chernobyl is fucking dangerous and you don't go there. Climate change is fucking dangerous you don't fly private. Ed's razor allows you to stop worrying over nonsense.
by FXmotherfuckers December 7, 2025
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

hot bestie<3 shawty please marry me/j
by Moth<3 March 28, 2021
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ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021
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