Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

Italian Quesadila

A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza

Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".

Waiter "what?"

You, "what"

by Golden Beaver July 6, 2022

Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act

"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"

by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020

italianize

to make something italian

damn lets italianize tht shit

by shi shi's bff May 13, 2010

Smol Italian

A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol

That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles

by Kuhl Penguin February 2, 2018

italian chili dog

When you go from penile penetration to the mouth.

“Wanna Italian chili dog this bitch”

by RankKat July 8, 2021