im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

by White boy Mike July 07, 2021

IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

ims

I must say

ims you look a liiiittle like Cameron Dallas

by dachailatte February 22, 2019

IMS

Irritable Masturbation syndrome. When you become irritated from running med-locals and have to go rub one out.

Some days the calls just add up, one may claim IBS, however it has been discovered to be IMS

by Snooze you loose June 12, 2025

ims

An acronym meaning “I’m saying”, typically used when in agreement with something you’ve heard.

John: niggas who claim wass r gay
Adam: ims fam☠️

by comradedababy December 13, 2021