dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Trumper-Humper

Someone who has a severe case of dick-riding Donald Trump.

Oh my God! Bethany has just posted on Facebook how Trump is going to "Make America Great Again". She is such a Trumper-Humper

by BD-26 May 4, 2025

Carpet Humper

One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.

Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.

by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025

Rage hump

When one is upset with another person, they hump them out of rage.

Sofie rage humped Jessica because Jessica didn’t clean the dishes.

by mrwiggles247 November 24, 2025

You-co'-Hump

to have sex because there isn't anything to do

Salvy, when you & g*** ain't got no money and you is borred and there aint nothin to do,, You-co'-Hump!

by mike_jones October 5, 2005

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016