get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.

Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"

by Thibs July 24, 2008

Hogs

A dopey boy with a bellybutton piercing around his neck

silly hogs

by Wilky04 February 16, 2023

Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful

My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Boss hogs

A massive pair of breasts on a woman

Hey Stayve, check out the boss hogs on that broad

by dubstyle69 October 12, 2019

Hog Hunter

Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby

“Oh Hey Pearcey you’re such a hog hunter, that girl you porked last night was a fucking beast”

by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024

Hog

Person with a grimy, dirty and fat personality who isn’t afraid to wrangle

Mac is the fattest hog I know, she jumps in mid to clean herself

by Wobbledy hog November 16, 2020

Tropical Hog

The better way to say banana

I put down two tropical hogs this morning for breakfast...feeling amazing.

by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 3, 2021