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hi im a baboon

just like a man but less advanced and my anus is huge
What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
hi Im a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
by spoodertable10000 April 30, 2019
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hi how are you

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.
me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..
by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021
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Hi-Low Blow

The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.
Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
by Chronomancer July 30, 2009
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hi piggy!

a way to greet a friend or loved one/ a way to give a shout out to a very tall asian girl named piggy.
Hi Piggy! I haven't seen you in forever!
by felisha couture April 27, 2008
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Hi, welcome to Chilli's

It's a mad ass vine. “Hi, welcome to Chilli’s” is a phrase that became popular on social media with a Vine by Adam Perkins titled “I’m really proud of this one”, which was posted March 2015.
In the Vine, the Viner walks into a bathroom, wearing only boxer shorts, and states, “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” but skrrt, vine is dead.
Hi, welcome to Chilli's
*wanting a small tattoo that has a lot of meaning* "Hi, welcome to Chilli's"
by wowughkms May 1, 2018
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hi sisters

This saying began because of James Charles, he refers to himself as " the queen sister" and his fans are "sisters"

and that is the sister tea *sip*
James Charles: hi sisters welcome back to my youtube channel
Fans: Omgggg hi sister hehe
by um okay November 13, 2019
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Hi-Fi

vodka and orange carbonated drink.

much like a screwdriver, except with orange soda pop instead of orange juice, enducing a mad drunken sugar high when mixed with the right soda.
1:"Dude, we were bouncing off the walls at the rave from all the Hi-Fi's we drank last night."
2:"Who the fuck goes to raves?"
by HouseWares January 24, 2009
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