Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 06, 2021

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 15, 2024

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 15, 2024

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 07, 2013

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 05, 2022

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 16, 2015

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

by bdawgy0 July 07, 2023