Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
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Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc
Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!
by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023
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goon sesh

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.
by joshma February 04, 2024
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goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser
by Mr. Glock August 21, 2024
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A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
by NeuralOwl12345 December 04, 2024
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Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.
" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."
by naaat turner September 04, 2011
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Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.
Goon Gang on top bitch
by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020
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