Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.

"Christian, why are you such a goon!"

by I love loona May 5, 2025

Ghost of the Goon

The ghost of Nautica Malone

"No way bro, I just saw the Ghost of the Goon!"

by GoatedGooner69420 March 12, 2025

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

Goon to Jackson F Day

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool

Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others

by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025

Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025

flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence

Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight

by John McFakename June 3, 2024

blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

by Bunk3r August 9, 2018