pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole

Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes

by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

Shoe gaze

To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart

Yo where’s Derek?

He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.

by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022

star gazer

An insult to African Americans as the slaves used the north star to escape

That star gazer is in my way!

by melonmuncherchickenbonesucker May 24, 2022

aha gazelle

seth hoops william roberts

i love aha gazelle while i smoke weed

by mandjdjsjwid July 2, 2022

Wounded Gazelle

1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men.

2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.

1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."

2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."

by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022

Ball Gazering

A Kreygasm in your balls

Guy 1: You seen Rebecca recently?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had me ball gazering!

by dorkypotato2832 September 29, 2022