Fresh Start

A fresh start is when you take your old bloody tampon out and slide a "Scented one in" and leave it in for 10 hours on a rollercoaster. You begin leaking. Than you dont feel good, but you still dont take the scented tampon out and you begin vomiting and having explosive diherria. You ignore it and think you have the stomach flu. Your tampon is still in. You go to the docters who tells you he will never be able to remove your tampon without sergery and you also have tss so u cant have sergery till your better wich will never happen. You ask the devil if he can help you. The devil cuts you some support. 10 years later and finally out of rehab you can now have a fresh start in life!

"This tampon has only been in for 2 weeks, its so much better than getting a fresh one every couple of hours!" Said Suzy

by Turd August 25, 2004

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Freshmen in highschool who try to act cute and innocent to get upperclassmen; Freshmen who don't know what time they get out of class, although they've been in school for over two months; Freshmen who lets any upperclassmen get in their pants because they think the upperclassmen actually like them; Freshmen who are so dumb, you want to scream

What a freshie moment!

Look at that freshie!

by shenangianreeves April 29, 2009

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